plastocene

Epoch of end-stage postmodernism in which plastic best manufacturing-practices enter food production and even employ edible plastics ie. xenoestrogens as components of food.
In the plastocene, which is the final stage of postmodern, food becomes plasticine.
by metastatic April 05, 2021
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quintic integral

A non-Tarski space (convex vertices within the surface-interior of a sphere) that is propounded to solve all quintic and higher-level polynomials.

Arises from Abelian conjecture...which states that no algebraic solutions to polynomials at the 5th order and higher are possible.
The quintic integral fulfills the conditions of pan-integralism which state that the solution to a fifth-order equation can only come in the form of an Abelian surface-area specifically a non-Tarski space in the shape of a Pentagon...
by metastatic February 27, 2022
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regionalism

A paradigm in which the older ideas create the newer religions; for instance the Christian religion.
The messiah is from Ashavism an idea from Iran.

It predates Judaism by more than fifteen hundred years. The reincarnation of the Ashava in Christianity is an example of regionalism at hand.
by metastatic February 09, 2021
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psychofrequentism

Paradigm that purports to explain why music touches the human soul.

Psychofrequentism postulates that uncountable timpanic semplices of music have a one-to-one relationship with the infinite interior-perimeters of the non-Tarski space (mind).
Psychofrequentism says that music travels through the straight-arc of history (superformalism) to the non-Tarski space (interior-perimeter) of the human mind.
by metastatic November 13, 2021
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Einstein's Folly

Description of Einstein's theory of relativity's one limitation in which special relativity is unable to apprehend compositive light and general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two photons in a single line.
Einstein's Folly states that general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two trienes or Riemann time-series in a Riemann function.
by metastatic March 15, 2022
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trans nominalism

A hypothesis that each 'kind' of animal as described in Noah's Ark's story and the creation story is a metaphor for a language-class; for instance nouns, verbs, adverbs, pronouns, and adjectives.
In trans nominalism (transnominalism) the creation story is a parable for the creation of language.

In other words, the "animals" are figures of speech for 'figures of speech.'
by metastatic December 16, 2021
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alchemy

The idea that there is at least one ratio of discrete elements that corresponds to any one on the spectrum of human emotions.
Alchemy is the idea that there is a chemical concoction in a 1:1 ratio with a human emotion.
by metastatic February 27, 2022
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