plastit

Breast(s) that have been augmented by plastic surgery.

That girl has total plastits - she used to be a B cup, now she's a D.

by writegrrrl October 17, 2006

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

Plastic Love

Fake love.

At the end, their love was just plastic love. fake unreal

by spookyghost_brenda November 3, 2016

Plastt

Pussy, Legs, Ass, Smile, Toenails & Tits, in ONE single pose, ONE single amazing picture

It's a Reddit thing...

Perfect picture of a woman? PLASTT (Pussy, Legs, Ass, Smile, Toenails & Tits), in ONE single pose, ONE single amazing picture.

by Robbie is too common of a name June 23, 2019

Plastic Taste

Saying something rude or implite then right after regretting what u said.

you just got done with a fight with a girlfriend etc. and you tell them i am sorry for my plastic taste

by OctoDaddy September 20, 2016

Plasti Dip

A rubberized coating originally intended for tool handles but highly favorited by the human variety of tools. Also often used by ricers and people who pretend to be into cars. Usually associated with vape juice and/or semen.

"Plasti dip is a mod bro, just like my sick vape mod"

"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"

"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 7, 2017

Plastic Wrap Special

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.

“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018