plastic wrap

Poor man's condom.

Shit, bitch. I ain't got no condoms so I'll use this plastic wrap.

plastic wrap by Arkeroen April 21, 2003

plastic wrap

Plasticy doom on a roll.

I will kill you with plastic wrap.

plastic wrap by Dumb Ass August 17, 2004

Plastic Wrap Special 

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.

“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

Plastic Wrap Special by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018

wrap me in plastic 

I'm done; I'm over it; I'm dead

"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."

wrap me in plastic by d0llface1197 October 29, 2020

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

wrap me in plastic and make me shine by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 14, 2020

Plastic wrapped 

When you are being hugged by a fake or plastic person.

Becky the popular gets plastic wrapped by her goons everyday in school.

Plastic wrapped by Ratiella August 21, 2019

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic 

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic by A Gherkin November 23, 2018