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plastectomy 

The process of cutting up or otherwise destroying credit cards as part of a plan to become debt-free, most commonly through financial advisor Dave Ramsey's "Total Money Makeover" plan.
Upon deciding that she was going to get out of debt, she grabbed her credit cards and a pair of scissors, and prepared for her plastectomy.
plastectomy by fifteenstories December 3, 2007
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Playsectomy 

When a young man, 18-20, wisely decides to invest in having a vasectomy. The sheer volume of serious game to be played over the next decade calls for zero chances of unwanted pregnancy and uninhibited slay with his tool. The playsectomy can be reversed when the man is ready to settle down and spread his good seed wisely.
Did you hear Tito just had a playsectomy?

Ah man, to be young again. That kid is gonna put that knot to work.
Playsectomy by musinon July 2, 2019

Plastectomy 

The need to have a plexiglass window inserted in your abdomin, because your head is so far up your ass you need it to see where your going.
Politicians are in need of a plastectomy.
Plastectomy by R.T. Fuller March 13, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026