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Playsectomy 

When a young man, 18-20, wisely decides to invest in having a vasectomy. The sheer volume of serious game to be played over the next decade calls for zero chances of unwanted pregnancy and uninhibited slay with his tool. The playsectomy can be reversed when the man is ready to settle down and spread his good seed wisely.
Did you hear Tito just had a playsectomy?

Ah man, to be young again. That kid is gonna put that knot to work.
Playsectomy by musinon July 2, 2019
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plastectomy 

The process of cutting up or otherwise destroying credit cards as part of a plan to become debt-free, most commonly through financial advisor Dave Ramsey's "Total Money Makeover" plan.
Upon deciding that she was going to get out of debt, she grabbed her credit cards and a pair of scissors, and prepared for her plastectomy.
plastectomy by fifteenstories December 3, 2007
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Plastectomy 

The need to have a plexiglass window inserted in your abdomin, because your head is so far up your ass you need it to see where your going.
Politicians are in need of a plastectomy.
Plastectomy by R.T. Fuller March 13, 2009

plasectomy

when a plexiglas window is installed in the belly so that person can see with their head up their ass
His idea is so stupid he should have a plasectomy!
plasectomy by mhpjoe1 July 30, 2011
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026