plant gay

A gay person that has many plants and/or loves plants

Plant gays are the best type of gays

by suroy12_ October 27, 2020

Gay Plant

"Gay Plant" also known as "Sage" is a raging homosexual. A common nickname for a "Gay Plant" is "Sage". Sage stands for: Stupid, Angry, Gay, Egg. The "GayPlant" nickname originated from the Sage's name being a plant. Therefore she is gay plant who runs a farm

Joe: Im gonna kill all the queers including Gay Plant!!!!!😡😡😡
Me: NOOOO!!!1!1!1!1! Leave my fruit cake alone!1!1!!1!1 👿👿👿👿
Joe: OmG I'm so sorry😞😞😟😟😟😢😢😢😭😭😭😣😣😣

by LeavingTheAdhdFandom July 3, 2022

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

by Lock Down April 12, 2008

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse

Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

Straight plan for the gay man

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man

Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

by Mike * November 24, 2004

Gay From Another Planet

No attraction to either sex male or female on earth. Other people look disgusting and repulsive because of your lack of interest. You rather spend time focusing on yourself rather than talking to any other people.

Brian: "Hey Jack, look at Tony dude! He just passed up on that girl, and we know he's not gay...wth?"
Jack: "Dude....just chill, he must be gay from another planet."

by Diamonds All Over September 24, 2011