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"Gay Plant" also known as "Sage" is a raging homosexual. A common nickname for a "Gay Plant" is "Sage". Sage stands for: Stupid, Angry, Gay, Egg. The "GayPlant" nickname originated from the Sage's name being a plant. Therefore she is gay plant who runs a farm
Joe: Im gonna kill all the queers including Gay Plant!!!!!😡😡😡
Me: NOOOO!!!1!1!1!1! Leave my fruit cake alone!1!1!!1!1 👿👿👿👿
Joe: OmG I'm so sorry😞😞😟😟😟😢😢😢😭😭😭😣😣😣

straight plan for the gay man 

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy
The Metrosexuals are taking over!

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse
Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

Straight plan for the gay man 

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man
Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

Gay From Another Planet

No attraction to either sex male or female on earth. Other people look disgusting and repulsive because of your lack of interest. You rather spend time focusing on yourself rather than talking to any other people.
Brian: "Hey Jack, look at Tony dude! He just passed up on that girl, and we know he's not gay...wth?"
Jack: "Dude....just chill, he must be gay from another planet."
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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