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video pacification 

The use of TVs, DVDs, video games, etc. as tools to keep children quiet or to act as technological babysitters, thereby obviating the need for and stunting the development of interpersonal skills, human interaction, personal creativity and imagination.
We chose not to order the DVD player for our vehicle because we don't believe in video pacification.
video pacification by Mark Schenkel December 14, 2008

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.
The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.
Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010

pornification

To add pornographic content to an object.

The word used by Cassiel when he quit producing ToB N because some DotA-loving fag leaked the beta version 11. Instead, now he is working on pornifying DotA because surely with his great map-making ability and his JASS knowlege, he could create a better spoof on DotA without creating millions of memory leaks or using global variables for every little inane thing.
THE TIME FOR INTERNET PORNIFICATION HAS COME!

-Some Rich Guy at Playboy HQ
pornification by Raven October 27, 2004

plantification 

This is alot like personification, however, other than portraying objects as humans, they are portrayed as plants
'In this poem the poet uses plantification as she compares human life to the growth of a plant'
plantification by hannah gillard November 12, 2004

pwnification 

A verb describing what a future battle will be like.
I just know that an pwnification is about to begin.
pwnification by slama' man sam February 18, 2007

plantification 

The biological processes underlying the spiritual experience of normabotinacity.
The plantification started in the cells of his bones.