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Planet Killer 

Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
Planet Killer by Mo Dixley May 31, 2006

Planet Ki 

Planet Ki, in Anunnakism and Zuism, is the same as Planet Earth, the term Planet Ki is used to refer to the Earth at the time that (supposedly) the Anunnaki were physically on Earth and is the term used to refer to the Earth as an Anunnaki planet or like Anunnakism and Zuism becoming major religions on Earth or even referring to planet Earth becoming Anunnakist and/or Zuist.
"Planet Ki is the Anunnaki version of Earth."
Planet Ki by Full Monteirism August 2, 2021

Planet Ki 

Planet Ki, in Anunnakism and Zuism, is the same as Planet Earth, the term Planet Ki is used to refer to the Earth at the time that (supposedly) the Anunnaki were physically on Earth and is the term used to refer to the Earth as an Anunnaki planet or like Anunnakism and Zuism becoming major religions on Earth or even referring to planet Earth becoming Anunnakist and/or Zuist.
Planet Ki is the Anunnaki version of Earth.
Planet Ki by Full Monteirism August 1, 2021

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

Plant kink

"oh jimmy ur leaves are so thicc. thats my plant kink"
Plant kink by thiccsatan September 17, 2017

Plant Killer 

A derogatory term for a vegetarian or vegan, since they kill plants for food.
''Meat is murder? Vegetables are murder too! Don't you realise you're killing plants just to eat them? Plant Killer!''
Plant Killer by AssKicker77 December 7, 2013