plample

To waste 3,840 minutes on a game that literally lets you do nothing but eat and fight.

Titus: God damnit did Vibianus plample again?
Secundus: Yep.
Titus: *sigh* I'll go talk to that plampler.
Secundus: Okay, just bring me some bread on the way there.
Titus: No, I've seen you plample before.

by Cladianus Livianus (Roman) April 9, 2022