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Something Homelander says after seeing what a fat fuck you have become
"I see that you have got the extra whipped cream in there huh, Yummers."
Yummers by archerAce June 25, 2022

bussin yummers 

A food that is so perfect, that you go "yum"
damn that burger was bussin yummers cuh ong
bussin yummers by goofy hippo February 8, 2022

Koala Yummies

Small cookies shaped like everyone's favourite Australian marsupial: the koala. Inside these koalas? Why, gooey chocolate delight awaits you.

Sometimes referred to as: ambrosia.
If God ate anything, it would be Koala Yummies.

Yuma Yummies 

The origins of the Yuma Yummy:

In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.

Enter the Yummies:

Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.

Why Yummies?

The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.
Yuma Yummies usually travel in herds, can be seen at local watering holes such as Jimmy Deans and Applebees. Oblivious to their large size, they receive their confidence from the knowledge that every year will bring a new crop of Marines.
Yuma Yummies by Leo the Lion November 6, 2007
Yummerz is used to describe and thing when:

a) you're talking to a baby who has a limited vocabulary

b) something is so good no other lame excuse for a word will do.
"You really want a bite of my cake, it's yummerz."
Yummerz by BossPlayerT December 30, 2011
Anything Delicious and satisfying ... food or person or action..
I just finish cooking some yummers.

I will make sure to look yummers tonight.

Lastnight was so freakening yummers.
yummers by EragePoetryMania January 25, 2010