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1. To deceive someone out of kindness.

2. Lying to protect a person from the awful reality that is the truth
Mother : "for Jasus sake John its time tell the girl the truth. "

Daughter : What do you mean Mammy?"

Mother : "Jacinta you are 46 now its time you knew the truth. you father has been pampelling you for years. A TOM CAT DID NOT TAKE AWAY THE KITTENS. Your father drowned then."

Alternatively

The electorate expect to be pampled at every turn so as not to have to face the reality of a corrupt government and rotten state.

or

It is important to pample young children on certain matters.
pample by marmalade cat October 5, 2013
Words you can keep

pipi in your pampers 

epic response by Tiger Petrosyan to Chess Grandmaster Wesley So.
Tiger Petrosyian: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

pipi in your pampers 

1What you say when you beat someone in chess.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!!

the reynolds pamphlet 

That moment when you fuck up so bad that you're never gonna be president now...
Hamilton just had to go and write The Reynolds Pamphlet, didn't he?

bring pamper

Bring a “Diaper” or “Pamper” , (Slang for bring a bag full of marijuana) Used by big name artists like Ludmilla, Brandy, and Cardi B.
Ludmilla: Hey, Cardi! Bring Pamper (bag full of weed), on your way to Avante’s house!

Cardi: I already got you covered, Ludmilla.
bring pamper by hotsteamydookie June 24, 2020

pissy pamper 

a song by young nudy and playboi carti. it’s suspected to be on carti’s up upcoming album, wholelottared, but it currently can be accessed on soundcloud or youtube. it is also referred to as just ‘kid cudi’ because many carti fans resent the title ‘pissy pamper’
“have you heard carti’s verse in kid cudi (pissy pamper)?? it’s fye
pissy pamper by ccart11 April 21, 2019
1. The school of business at Virginia Tech, named after Robert B. Pamplin
2. An insult
3. NCAA Football video game, sometimes can also can refer to other video games
4. Used to express extreme emotions (joy, disgust, anger, etc)
5. To fuck
1. YES, I got accepted into Pamplin!
2. Shut your mouth, you stupid pamplin!
3. a.Let's go play a quick game of pamplin
b. Dude, I got the new baseball pamplin, let's play it.
4. pamplin, PAMPLIN, pamplin! I got an A on my exam!
5. Let's go pamplin some bitches tonight
Pamplin by Poppa Pamplin January 23, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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