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Daniel Plainview 

The fictional main character in the 2007 movie "There Will Be Blood", Daniel Plainview is many things. He is an Oil Man. He is a family man. It has even been said that he is the third revelation.

Frequently drunk and angry, he epitomizes everything I wish I could be. He beats up religious leaders, threatens to kill powerful men for talking about his family, is an expert on drainage, and a milkshake connoisseur as well. In short, a complete badass in every way.
Daniel Plainview's Famous Quotes:

"Did you just tell me how to raise my family, Tilford? One of these days I'm going to come to you, wherever you sleep, and I'm going to cut your throat."

"DRAIIIIIINAGE! Drainage, Eli, you BOY! Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake. And I also have a straw, see there it is. And my straw - are you watching? - my straw reaches acrooooooossss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your... MILKSHAKE! *SSSSSLURP* I DRINK IT UP!"

"I look at people sometimes and I see nothing to like... I hate most people."
Daniel Plainview by Zoniax June 12, 2008

Plainview, MN 

A shitty place in Southeastern Minnesota where if your not a hick or a drug dealing alcoholic. Your not a resident. The school is so god damn awful. Besides the fact that they're just as poor as an Ethiopian lemonade stand (don't get me started on the embezzlement problem). The best thing there is walking down the street and finding semen filled condoms and used heroin needles. There is some decent things though, Most people are down to have a good time. The ones that don't are either white Virgins that play gay magic card games and listen to Mo Bamba and my Fucking little pony or Obama loving Libtards that praise equal rights, world peace and Rosa Parks and shit. that ain't happening here. We might have STDs just crawling on every park bench here but we can be some of the most badass sons of bitches on the planet if you give us booz and a free pass to say the N-word so if you would like to visit. Bring beer and call the Principle of the school a pussy Snowflake and welcome to the shit show that is Plainview also. Don't drink the water. Its full of chlorine and period blood. #GodBlessAmerica #fuckinragheads #3millionindebt #getoffmydickbitch #becauseisaidso #LiveFastAndEatAss #fuckwithmeandIchopyoudickoffpussy
"Bro we going to that party in Plainview, MN tomorrow night." "Nah, I'm not a big fan of Chlamydia and unwanted buttsex, but thanks for asking."

south plainfield girl 

A South Plainfield girl is from of course South Plainfield NJ. The most typical out of all of them is all they do is act like any other slut to get attention. If they don't know you they will roll down the window passing by saying loud stupid random flirty bullshit. They ask for money all the time even when they have a job and act like they are into you just to get something for free or have something there way and think they can take no for an answer and act like they are tough when they are just all boney from all the drugs, drunk from all the booze they drink, and always pissy prissy from all the time from bleeding everywhere from their lose beef curtains sounds like they will be great extras for (The Walking Dead). Most of them are losers that are mostly pregnant while in high school or graduated from not wearing any sort of protection and introducing another future SP loser into the shitty ass town to follow their footsteps. Some are jocks, some are in clubs, and last mast majority are sluts that just want it all for themselves going to gyms to lose baby weight and wanting to find a man to take care of them when they all fail nearly 97.5 % of the time. The ones that do drugs either walk around with a hood on pick up cigarette buds and brag. They are all fake, immature, and has that retarded heyy wannabe valley girl voice.
SOUTHPLAINFIELD GIRL 1: MY DADS A COP AND I SUCK COCK.

SOUTHPLAINFIED GIRL 2: CAN I BORROW A DOLLOR !? I WILL suck YOUR COCK.

SOUTH PLAINFIELD GIRL 3: I WILL MAKE YOU CRY (but, has a man who beats them and crys like a usual bitch on a pillow)

Plainfield North 

The shittiest school in the United States where football players are treated like prodigies and prisoners shall be executed if seen with a cellular device. They also don't appreciate male genetalia on their property. Pride not pranks!
Plainfield North by Pnhs hater September 16, 2016

Plainfield Central 

A place you must avoid, especially the women as they fuck dogs. You ain't want no dog fucking hoe now do you nigga?
"Damn watch out nigga, thats plainfield central, the place with dog fuckers!"

Plastive 

1.something that has plastic-like qualities.
2.something that looks like its been covered in plastic.
3.something that just looks " plastic " .
That car looks so plastive!
That girl looks so plastive! ( meaning, she has had a lot of facial work done) such as face lifts and such.
Plastive by Ryan Greenough January 4, 2009