2 definitions by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) đŚ
You know that stupid ass place Plainview, MN? Well welcome to itâs little cum stain of a brother. I should say half brother because people here have half the amount of chromosomes too. Didnât think that was possible? The town is small, the people are retarded and the whole place smells like cooch sweat and rotten cow uterus. Imagine having one gas station in a town and the owners donât speak English. Like bitch this is a America not the DMV. Anyways, the place is ass and the people are segregated into 4 sections. Poverty, daddy issues, MegaFaggotsâ˘ď¸
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks donât get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled âpublic schoolâ and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides theyâre poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your momâs saggy boobs. But, I mean if youâre alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like thereâs a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks donât get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled âpublic schoolâ and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides theyâre poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your momâs saggy boobs. But, I mean if youâre alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like thereâs a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
âHey bro, the âYour motherâs a fat bitch awardsâ are happening in Elgin, MN on Sunday. You wanna go?â
âHell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.â
âOk. Itâs gotten loose since last time anywaysâ
âHell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.â
âOk. Itâs gotten loose since last time anywaysâ
by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) đŚ February 18, 2021
A shitty place in Southeastern Minnesota where if your not a hick or a drug dealing alcoholic. Your not a resident. The school is so god damn awful. Besides the fact that they're just as poor as an Ethiopian lemonade stand (don't get me started on the embezzlement problem). The best thing there is walking down the street and finding semen filled condoms and used heroin needles. There is some decent things though, Most people are down to have a good time. The ones that don't are either white Virgins that play gay magic card games and listen to Mo Bamba and my Fucking little pony or Obama loving Libtards that praise equal rights, world peace and Rosa Parks and shit. that ain't happening here. We might have STDs just crawling on every park bench here but we can be some of the most badass sons of bitches on the planet if you give us booz and a free pass to say the N-word so if you would like to visit. Bring beer and call the Principle of the school a pussy Snowflake and welcome to the shit show that is Plainview also. Don't drink the water. Its full of chlorine and period blood. #GodBlessAmerica #fuckinragheads #3millionindebt #getoffmydickbitch #becauseisaidso #LiveFastAndEatAss #fuckwithmeandIchopyoudickoffpussy
"Bro we going to that party in Plainview, MN tomorrow night." "Nah, I'm not a big fan of Chlamydia and unwanted buttsex, but thanks for asking."
by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) đŚ December 26, 2018