(n.) A pimp with a few z's in the middle, you dumbass hoe. A pizzimp (or "pizzamp") refers to one who distributes prostitutes, or "hoes", amongst the masses for a fee. The term has also grown to include those who are simply "playalistic" (see term); these pizzimps need not necessarily distribute hoes, as they are simply pimp from birth. See also: Playa, player, nigga-wit-a-pimp-cane, pimp, Mr. Happiness, Gary Mar, Ian Racoma, and Paulito Calientico. NOTE: Can also be used as an adjective (see second example sentence).
1 (n.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is a PIZZIMP!!
2. (adj.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is PIZZIMP!! (no article before "pizzimp".)
a Italianfamily name stemming from great awesomeness. This family has very attractive members who are quite well connected and are most likely related to the Italian Mafia. If you come across a Pizzitola it is wise to kiss their feet or run.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!