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pizzitola 

a Italian family name stemming from great awesomeness. This family has very attractive members who are quite well connected and are most likely related to the Italian Mafia. If you come across a Pizzitola it is wise to kiss their feet or run.
I got my ass kicked by a Pizzitola
pizzitola by #1 MILF June 13, 2008
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pizziola 

come on guys, every1 knows pizziola, you graba a pizza, mush it up, grab some ravioly, mush it all together, and eat it ! wala PIZZIOLA
kid' oiii man this... he... weeeeeeed.. he eh eheee
j' kid, u look like you need some...

PIZZOOOOLAAAAAAAAAA

pizziola' yes, i am here my son
kid' AAHH ITS A FUCKING BEHEMOTH ! !
j' quick somebody kill it ! !
pizziola by J April 1, 2005
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pizzatolaed 

When one is pizzatolaed it means you were back stabbed, mislead, betrayed, thrown under a bus, or in general mistreated in an office work type setting by someone utilizing immoral political means. Being pizzatolaed is said to have originated from the metaphor of rolling out of pizza dough which could be correlated to the old metaphor of being "run over by a bus." Note that being run over by a bus does not necessarily carry the injustice experience when being pizzatolaed.
John was demoted despite his providing his best effort ,because he was pizzatolaed by the new assistant manager Crag.
pizzatolaed by Definition Pangolin February 19, 2021
1-upside down pizza 2- some one who is acting stupid 3 a moran 4- some ass hole 5- bitch or hoe 6- slute 7-dick head
G your so pizzitta you couldnt get an a
pizzitta by Danny Wilsonj January 26, 2005
Your so pizzitta g you cant tie your shoes and count to five
Pizzitta by Danny Wilsonj January 31, 2005
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