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PITA Bread 

Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.
"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."
PITA Bread by Orcasisla August 1, 2008

Pitbreed 

A person who has become quite complacent in a seedy lifestyle.
A pitbreed is someone who smokes tobacco through a bong, only eats 2 minute noodles and drinks energy drinks to live. Also one to randomly be asleep or awake due to the hours of dedication to the latest decent video game.
Pitbreed by jciihn September 6, 2009

Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.
Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.
Pita Bread Tits by VCFL September 19, 2016
A new word invented as of April 2005, it has spread rapidly among internet forums. It is a generic term used to show distaste in something or to describe someone as moronic. As the word is pretty new it has many interpretations, some people are even trying to turn it into a noun.
"This forum is composed of pissbread!"

"You're a fucking pissbread!"
pissbread by YankMitchell August 1, 2005

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts
She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.
Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

ya nan on pita bread 

Another good comeback for ya mum / ya mudda / ya mam / yo mother / your dad on bacon scruts i think? :P
deck head 1: Ya mum
deck head 2: Ya nan on pita bread
deck head 1: *ummmm ..... *Blank**
deck head 2: Mwhahaha :D I win!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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