what mexicans, chicanos, latinos, vatos, eses, call "drinking" usually beer but can also be applied to hard liquor like tequila or mixed drinks like a chelada or a margarita, but usually just beer.
calo slang for drinking
quieres Ir a pistiar holmes?" "simon ese ive been pistiando all day
To consume large amounts of beer, liquor or both at any given time to the point you cant walk or see straight and hit on any random bitches that are in your vicinity
Ahorra vamos a pistiar hastaya no puedo caminar!!!!
Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikkipissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!