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Pistonheads
Pistonheads by dokic November 7, 2019
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Pistanthrophobia • pistance • pistan • pistantrophobic • pistachio • piston • piston head • Pisan • Pistachio ice cream • Pestana
Pistonheads
Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.
I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.
I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.
Pistonheads by dokic December 13, 2022
Scissor Piston
Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.
I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!
Scissor Piston by Panama Pucker April 9, 2022
Pistachino
Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.
plural:Pistachinos
plural:Pistachinos
Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011
PigStand
The place where people with (and without) gutter heads hangout and have fun talking about any and all things.
PigStand by WordsthatareRandom May 19, 2019
PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )
A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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