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pisstol is another word for penis.
Ben: "Hey Alyssa, wanna see my pisstol?"
Alyssa: "EW WDF IS WRONG WITH U N00B"
pisstol by phark October 15, 2010
When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.
Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"
pisstoned by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

Pisstomer 

A person who enters a place of business only to use the restroom.
"There was a parade in the city, so most of our business today was pisstomers."

"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."
Pisstomer by nickelback minaj July 13, 2012

pisstake 

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."
pisstake by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005

pisstaker 

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody
I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!
pisstaker by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

Water Pisstol 

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.
''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''
Water Pisstol by Wateryanus September 10, 2012