pisstol

pisstol is another word for penis.

Ben: "Hey Alyssa, wanna see my pisstol?"
Alyssa: "EW WDF IS WRONG WITH U N00B"

pisstol by phark October 15, 2010

pisstol

A "blanks/caps-only" revolver dat da firearms-store gives you (along wif a coupon good for unlimited "harmless" ammo-refills for a month) to use during da 30-day waiting-period dat dey make you fumingly suffer through before you can pick up da "real" handgun dat you purchased. Da theory/intention of this practice is to hopefully increase/enhance da effectiveness of this month-long "cooling-off period"... i.e., if you were wanting da gun because you were mad at someone and wanted to kill him, you could "totally knock yourself out" --- i.e., wrathfully blast away at said "offender" all you want --- wif da prop-gun for four-plus weeks, and then hopefully by da end of dat period, your anger towards said person would have sufficiently dissipated after seethingly directing hundreds of humongous satisfyingly-deafening muzzle-blasts and puffs of smoke in his direction, and so you would then either change your mind about buying da "real" gun in da first place, or at least you would not use said bang-stick to harm said "offender" --- or anyone else --- when you eventually did acquire it.

If all gun-shops would issue pisstols to first-time handgun-buyers during da waiting-period, I imagine there would be a noticeable decrease in shooting-murders/injuries.

pisstol by QuacksO August 9, 2019

Pisstol Pete Maravich 

Exclamation by one who needs to urinate really badly. Usually said in the words, "I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!" Also included, a soothing of the balls after a really long satisfying piss.

Pistol Pete Maravich was a well known pro basketball player who was known to be one of the best ball handlers of all time.

Oh my god, I can't hold it anymore! I need to take a pisstol pete maravich!

Pisstol Pete Maravich by rjm1974 July 31, 2011

Water Pisstol 

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.

''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''

Water Pisstol by Wateryanus September 10, 2012

sausage pistol 

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

pistol toting 

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

pistol toting by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Pistol Winker 

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.

David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.

Pistol Winker by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009