4 definitions by Savage creep

Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 13, 2022

Torpoodo

When you do a poo whilst swimming

I was in the swimming lane at the local pool and launched a torpoodo on my 10 lap

by Savage creep November 24, 2022

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 24, 2022

Poo chimney

The chimney created by your shirt that allows poo air to hit you in the face when you are doing a shit

Just went and did a shit and God damn my poo chimney was pungent

by Savage creep November 24, 2022