DannyAnnieBeauFanny's definitions

Qualcommer

An employee of Qualcomm. This term is typically a derogatory term used to describe an employee who is perpetually idle and hides his/her laziness in the masses of the large corporation.

If you are an outstanding employee of Qualcomm, you are said to be "Employed by Qualcomm" instead of being a "Qualcommer".

Ricardo is a typical Qualcommer... He doesn't do anything but show up to meetings and nod his head.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

Maintenance Pee

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.

Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010

CoDependent Marginal Personality

Having unhealthy emotional attachments to people, pets, and possibly inanimate objects.

Miyoko is so CoDependent Marginal Personality with her cats, that she will not let the Veterinarian obtain a temperature, for fear of him hurting Fluffy.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009

Wi-Denied

What happens when you try ( and sometime succeed, briefly ) to pirate a neighbor's or a HotSpot's wireless connection.

Can also be used when your own PC acts up and does not cooperate with the Wi-Fi connectivity.

During my 2 hour lay-over in LAX, my computer Wi-Denied me. All I could do was play solitaire. :(

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny March 4, 2009

Air Show

When something is going to crash and burn. Could be a relationship, situation, objects....

Katie and Robbie are getting RE-Married.... To each other?!!?! Oh man, that's going to be an Air Show...

I know if we go to Belo on Friday, it's going to be an air show.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny March 25, 2010

Mariah Moment

Having a complete meltdown, over something trivial or nothing at all.

Wow, Meadow just had a Mariah Moment because she did not want the book everyone else loved.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009

Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010