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you spelt piss pisf by accident, its alright
I pisf oops I meant piss
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PISF=Pussy I Should’ve Fucked.
1. A term of regret for the guy who got put into the friend zone, or the simp, or socially awkward, or the insecure.
“Dude, I saw your ex yesterday.”

“Yeah, man, never went around all the bases with her. She’s a pisf.”
pisf by RockandRoll95 August 29, 2022
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Pistachio Face: a face drawn on a pistachio
I just found a Pisface on that park bench!
Pisface by Pisface May 10, 2018
Pisface is short for pistachio face and is a pistachio shell with an expressive face drawn on it. Pisface is a widespread art abandonment project that has reached a growing number of countries. Pisfaces are distributed through travelers, friends, and perfect strangers.
I found a Pisface in Seattle on a park bench. I will bring it to San Diego on my trip and leave it there for someone else to find.
Pisface by Pisface June 3, 2018
A Pisft is another named for beautiful waterfall
Pisft by jirii August 23, 2020

pisfarshitdiarrem 

when you pee, fart, crap, and diarrea all at the same time
jesus christ that gurl just pisfarshitdiarrem.
pisfarshitdiarrem by melanie Coad January 12, 2005
When a nake attempts to urinate but misjudges where he is aiming into the toilet and urinates onto his pants or underwear.
"Who pissed on the damn floor?!"

"Steve did, he had a pisfire."
Pisfire by markatmeowz June 28, 2025
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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