pirate fuck 

fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing

Leroy pirate fucked his Girlfriend last night. she was mad as a wasp afterwards

pirate fuck by john May 14, 2005

butt pirate ass fucker

a nickname use commonly for gay people like david.

That guy standing over there in those tight pants is a butt pirate ass fucker.

butt pirate ass fucker by Alex Monteith April 12, 2008

fuckface pirate 

similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.

you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.

fuckface pirate by SPC. Perry May 4, 2005

Fucking pirate style

When you fuck a bitch then cum in here eye and kick her leg out from under here. Then yell argggg

Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.

Fucking pirate style

Fucking pirate style by Pussy master December 25, 2017