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Choke on pipe
Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...
Choke on pipe by baglady2713 June 4, 2019
on the pipe
on the pipe by foo-monger November 27, 2011
On the pipe
Last night, Twanna was acting like she was on the pipe when she saw Jamel at the club getting his freak on with Twila. She was buggin.
On the pipe by Bif December 9, 2004
twice on the pipe
A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
twice on the pipe by NA + mum October 16, 2007
put that in your pipe and suck on it
A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plain bitch or cock muncher.
put that in your pipe and suck on it by Megaloman March 11, 2008
On the Pipe
On the Pipe by CG627 November 8, 2006
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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