baglady2713's definitions

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

bores the knickers off me

not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...

NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me

NB could also replace knickers with tits

Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

Galactic Sex

Next level Stoned Sex

After watching UFO last night my mind exploding with all things Cosmic, had Galactic Sex with the Boyfriend.

by baglady2713 April 12, 2020

Hammer it

Something done over & over again with zeal/thorough enjoyment, yeah could be the usual suspects like shagging a gal/guy, or just anything you hit (do) hard with a passion....

Today i’m gonna hammer Paolos Caustic Love, suck it up Neighbours....

That Bish from Bulletproof can come hammer the shit outta me anyday....

Lads night ahead...
gonna hammer it (the drink, the drugs, whatever)

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

moneyhead

someone who's into money in a big way...making it/keeping it...though usually not sharing it...

that carls a right friggin moneyhead!!

by baglady2713 March 27, 2020

dirty ticket

will shag anything that moves...

the shagger can be a man or a woman...

as can the shaggee............

don't even go there!!! hes a right dirty ticket...

by baglady2713 June 4, 2009