pinky-pecker

1. An erect penis less than or equal to the size of the typical adult male pinky finger.

2. Any man with such a penis.

Kara: I saw a nude photo of Josh Duhamel.
Sara: Is he big?
Kara: Hardly. He has a pinky-pecker.
Sara: Maybe the studio was cold.

by Kara&Sara January 3, 2008

Pinky Packer

Someone that has to resort to packing a bowl with their pinky because they are such a fag.

"I hear Jake is a fucking pinky packer"

by Alright, Beach. October 16, 2011

Picky Packer

a picky packer is a smiggy smagger that smockys his mac stick with a snack attacker patty wacker onion sacker picky packing packer

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by packzonpackz December 17, 2020

pink pucker

When someone bends over and you see there anus is pink and puckered. Almost like it is going to blow you a kiss.

Joe bent over and his cheeks spread. I got a really good look at his pink pucker.

by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006

Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum

An anus that is still fresh and youthful, vibrantly pink and "unused". There is an absence of veins and hair or feces for that matter. These anuses often resemble recently chewed pink bubble gum that still has its buoyancy and elasticity, hence the name.

You know that dude Dedo from Human Resources? Man oh' man, I saw him bend over in a skirt without panties on. He had total-Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum. I bet you I could chew that shit up and blow bubbles.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020