Definitions by Jimmythejerk

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper 

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

clitmaximus 

Largest clit you've ever seen. It's bigger than your dick.

By the size of that camel toe, she had a clitmaximus bigger than most guys dicks....

clitmaximus by Jimmythejerk June 7, 2018

spunk shower 

A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke

That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.

spunk shower by Jimmythejerk May 24, 2018

piss pot pete

There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.

Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.

Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.

Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.

Piss Pot Pete he’s our man

piss pot pete by Jimmythejerk May 19, 2018

hogasaurus 

An ugly, nasty, old fat chick. Kind of a cross between a hog and a brontosaurus. Shares the same traits as a Bremalo, only nastier. Never let one into your house.

With a lot of help from k8, that hogasaurus is out of my life for good!

hogasaurus by Jimmythejerk May 18, 2018