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play the pink oboe

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

play the pink oboe

To stroke the penis; to masturbate.
Mark, don't play the pink oboe! Get out of the bathroom and let me use the toilet!
play the pink oboe by pentozali August 28, 2006

Pink playground 

Have I had sex recently? Why yes, I romped in the pink playground just yesterday!
Pink playground by Clayton November 8, 2004

pink playhouse 

A house...or a house that's pink. One that has a nice wholesome family living in it. Or a plastic kid's BULLSHIT toy life-sized lawn crap mess that ends up in your yard every time the wind blows. Or a vagina... I don't know. It's pink and looks like you could go in there... maybe have some fun. Sometimes you have to deal with the consequences of getting involved.
I was drunk and looking for a place to settle in. I woke up the next day in a Pink Playhouse with a kid staring at me from across the way. I KINDA felt bad. Pretty sure this kid had vested interest in what I woke up in.
pink playhouse by RDR425 September 2, 2022

playin' for the pink team 

When a man participates in a homosexual lifestyle.
Dude, he's not a metrosexual, he's playin' for the pink team.

playing the pink guitar 

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.