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pink muffin 

when a man, particularly south asian, bangs a kinky sex slave in every hole cause her to explode pink cake batter all over you dick and you eat it.

do you know the pink muffin man that lives in south asia and slams fat bitches.
Dude my bro curtis was telling me how he pink muffined the shit out of his indian slave bitch and it tasted better than marges dirty vaginal cabbage juice.
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pink muffin 

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.
Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.
pink muffin by FEUJsz January 4, 2016

pink mugfin 

When you try to look up "Pink Muffin" on urban dictionary, but your phone fucks it up somehow during autocorrect.
I LOOKED UP PINK MUFFIN BUT GOT PINK MUGFIN!
pink mugfin by The PunkTones February 17, 2023

punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.
You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.
punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010

punkmuffin 

Someone trying to be cool but is instead being an absolute idiot, while also simultaneously thinking they are over-important while in reality being completely harmless.
Look at that punkmuffin bragging about everything and trying to get attention.
punkmuffin by The Deadly Weapon September 19, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026