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pink muffin 

when a man, particularly south asian, bangs a kinky sex slave in every hole cause her to explode pink cake batter all over you dick and you eat it.

do you know the pink muffin man that lives in south asia and slams fat bitches.
Dude my bro curtis was telling me how he pink muffined the shit out of his indian slave bitch and it tasted better than marges dirty vaginal cabbage juice.
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pink muffin 

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.
Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.
pink muffin by FEUJsz January 4, 2016

pink mugfin 

When you try to look up "Pink Muffin" on urban dictionary, but your phone fucks it up somehow during autocorrect.
I LOOKED UP PINK MUFFIN BUT GOT PINK MUGFIN!
pink mugfin by The PunkTones February 17, 2023

punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.
You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.
punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010

punkmuffin 

Someone trying to be cool but is instead being an absolute idiot, while also simultaneously thinking they are over-important while in reality being completely harmless.
Look at that punkmuffin bragging about everything and trying to get attention.
punkmuffin by The Deadly Weapon September 19, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026