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pineaples
Isaac:Hey, did you know pineaples grow on trees?
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.
Zach:Dis you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac:Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zach:We're talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac:*wipes forehead*|
Zach:Don't wipe my forehead again.
pineaples by Paracotis456 November 19, 2020
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Pineapple hair
Pineapple hair by Katielovesguineapigs! June 16, 2020
Pinapple
Mark: ey bro i'm growing some Pinapples.
Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead
Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead
Pinapple by big peepee man123 October 7, 2019
Blumpkin Pinata
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
Piñata Immigration Reform
Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
Pineapple Hairs
Pineapple Hairs by Ayurriakki June 16, 2020
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