pineapple-ing

word used in place of the word sex/sexual activities

Lauren: Would you like to pineapple with me?
Kyle: OK!!!!

or

Lauren: What were you doing last night?
Liz: I was pineapple-ing with some boy.

by Lauren and Liz November 9, 2006

Pineappleing

To relieve ones self in a sink or basin.

Q, What are you doing?
A, Pineappleing.

by ugand September 3, 2009

Pineappleing

A form of group sex involving 3 or more people,at least one being a male. You take a pineapple and cut the top off, and then carve hole in the fruit about the size of your penis. Then, shove the pineapple up the takers asshole and put your penis in the hole in the pineapple. The third person sits under them and licks the anal citrus blood blend that drips out of the takers asshole.

Dude, your mom was pineappleing with two guys the other day.

by 5exb8 September 24, 2011

Blue Pinappleing

When one is so surprised they are about to shit something more random and uncomfortable than a brick.

When Jared told me our team had won the game I was Blue Pinappleingbecause our team sucked

by Jay-cee hopper November 29, 2009

Pineappling

The act of fingering yourself. The act of female masturbation.

I love to watch my boyfriend jack off while pineappling.

by Pika3456 April 14, 2015

PINEAPPLEKINGZ

TEH 1337 WIZARD OF OZZY OSBOURNE AKAPUMPKINHEAD POLLY; KING OF PUMPKINGZLAND (AUSTRALIA, ANTARTICA, AND FFS AFRICA)

ALSO KNOWN AS RETARD

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PINEAPPLEKINGZ THE 1337EST PINAPPLE OF THE FRUITY RACe

by IMAGIGAYTION April 8, 2005

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.

Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"

by LessDestiny March 18, 2021