pincrease

A very small pay increase, no bigger than a pin head in size, as a result of the credit crunch

The boss shook my hand and said I deserved a reward for my hard work this year, but that times were hard. He gave me a pound a week. That's a pincrease !

by Paul's English October 24, 2008

pancreas

n.- Quite possibly the laziest and most rebellious of all the organs. Tends to stop working for no apparent reason.

Damn you pancreas and your diabetes-causing ways!

by doombuggy September 17, 2010

Increase The Party

To make the party a lot better, like with your presence, funny jokes, party favors or games, all around happiness.

Hey I just ordered ten pinatas. We're going to increase the party!

by imaaron July 2, 2009

increase the peace

Increase (make more of) the peace (opposite of fighting).

Means the same as decrease the war, but its better coz it rhymes.

First Guy: "Im gonna bash your f**king head in!"

Second Guy: "Increase the peace, man."

First Guy: "OK then."

Second guy: "Yeeaahh! I didnt get bashed!"

by Damaniac88 June 25, 2005

pancreas

The pancreas breaks down sugars,fats and carbohydrates. It's stupid because it quit on me. DIE PANCREAS DIE!

That pancreas is a bastard.

by Ally July 19, 2004

mincrease

1) To increase something by the smallest possible increment/margin.
2) To make a small adjustment

"Damn, this sweet potato pie will never be ready for 7pm, i better mincrease the oven temperature"

by Drunk Male April 18, 2009

pancreas

A general diagnosis of pain, discomfort, fear, regret or problems, regardless of the symptoms.

Jake- "I didnt fair very well in my job interview."

Ike- "Must be your pancreas".

by Skipworth B. Reginald January 26, 2010