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pimpasaurus 

1. someone who has been pimping since diapers

2. a man who grows above and beyond a silverback

3. an uncontainable force no woman can resist

the pimp-a-saurus can often be found with the bajingo-saurus

his natural mate is the clitorous rex
"omg kevin is a prehistoric pimpasaurus on the hunt! watch out all pus-a-sauruses he's coming for you!"

pimpasaurus 

A guy with so many skills he is often the object of desire of so many women.
Coach is a pimpasauras, after he tagged all the hoes in one side of the building, he moved on to the next building.
pimpasaurus by Chief August 24, 2004

Pimpasaurus 

A spritual being with such a strong grasp on the concept of "The Pimpin'" that he has reached the status of a Deity.
Pimpasaurus has such an uncanny knack for The Pimpin', he can turn any woman into a hoe simply by blinking in the direction they are from him. THAT is Pimpin'.

pianosaurus 

a band that performed delightful music using simply toy instruments. alternative defn is the purple toy piano itself, the pianosaurus.
"hey bob, let's go see pianosaurus play tonight, right around the corner."
"honey, don't bang too hard on the keys or you'll break your pianosaurus."
pianosaurus by Regina February 17, 2004

pianosaurus 

The old pianist who has played at the hotel for forty years. Last new song he added to repertoire was in 1948, about the last time he purchased a new tuxedo.
"I thought that pianosaurus was extinct!" "Can't be! The hotel brochure says "Live Music Nightly.""
pianosaurus by Voltboy May 17, 2006

pimpasaurus 

The guy with all the game. He can pull hoes at will.
After nailing all those chicks, Dave was voted the best pimpasuruas of all time.
pimpasaurus by Chief August 22, 2004