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pimpnotized 

Adj; 1) Thinking and acting as if a pimp, when in fact you are not. 2) The delusion of being a pimp. 3) Emulating well known pimps and failing....miserably.
That fool in that beat up stationwagon with those Walmart spinners sho is pimpnotized. Other examples of pimpnotizm include but are not limited to large fake diamond jewelry. Puttin gold in ya grill when ya ain't a famous rapper. An sayin Crunk several times in one sentence while drinking Courvoisier out of a plastic chalice.
pimpnotized by Rebecca Goodhart December 3, 2005

pimpmatized 

American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.

2. Always act cool.

3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)

4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Come to my school and get pimpmatized!
pimpmatized by mamma murder July 12, 2010

pimpinize 

To custom pimp something to the point where it's so amazingly pimp that you and your friends pass out in amazement.
Dude, he pimpinized his Escalade with so much chrome that I went blind staring at the car in the sun.
pimpinize by Memory Suppliers February 19, 2009

Pimpitis 

That uncontrollable urge you get to slap a hoe whenever she walks by.
Alex: Yo Jimmy hold my hands man I got a serious case of pimpitis for Jenny over there.

Jimmy: Man no kidding I want to slap her all up and down campus.
Pimpitis by DoctorBob May 9, 2011

pimptired 

Exuastion resulting from pimping a ridiculous amount of hoes.
Usually occurs in pimptastic persons. Also see
pimpaerobics
Damn I'm pimptired, I need a good night's sex

pimpitude 

used to describe the amount of pimp someone has in themself.

some one who is a playa is said to have high pimpitude
I saw that guy with a different girl last night, now he has a new one, he has high pimpitude.
pimpitude by Matt Nook July 24, 2006
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