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A matte-black quadrupedal statue with gynecomastia and nipples as long as the universe expands. He has a concave spoon for a head and is typically in front of the Hirshhorn Museum of Washington D.C.

"Pilkrim was making out with squeege last night."

pilkrim by schmingalingo March 14, 2024

Words you can keep

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

Scott Pilgrim

When a young male in his early twenties dates a girl in her late teens

Guy 1: Yo, you see Jake with that chick? She's only 17?
Guy 2: Damn, yo, he pulled a Scott Pilgrim....

Scott Pilgrim by TreyGanzCCG June 1, 2018

pilgrim harry

the most disturbing image on the whole internet. dont even dare looking it up or youll be scarred for life.

i had a nightmare about pilgrim harry last night, now in scared to sleep

pilgrim harry by pilgrimharrystan December 28, 2020

tukus pilgrim

a pilgrim who rips nasty peacock toots in the direction of the marmaduke community.

dude 1: eww that baked bean meal i had really doens't agree with me right now *rips a very nasty fume*

dude 2: damn!!! hold that ripe stuff in please! there's other people here... without gas masks on!

: i feel better now that i released that stinky dora
dude 2: *pukes*dude 1
tukus pilgrim

tukus pilgrim by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012

Pilgrim Hat

1. When you cum on a girls forhead, and use your cock to spread it from the bottom of her cheek, up over her forhead, and down to the bottom of her other cheek.

2. When you lick someone from the bottom of the cheek, up over the forhead, and down to the bottom of the other cheeck

1. Henry gave me the biggest pilgrim hat last night, it took me forever to wash it off
2. Damn, I gave her a pilgrim hat last night. she slapped me afterwards.

Pilgrim Hat by pja001 November 2, 2009

Scott Pilgriming

Having the characteristics of Scott Pilgrim, and basically rocking at life.

Willing to fight off any number of evil-exes for the girl he loves.

Man, the he was totally Scott Pilgriming when he took down that douche and saved the party.

Scott Pilgriming by apb1993 February 20, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026