pilfy 

a mealy texture, as in an over ripe apple or tomato

the pilfy tomato was the only sad element of the five guys burger

pilfy by lepetiterouge August 5, 2010

Piffy On A Rock Bun

A colloquial term in and around the Manchester area of England, meaning to be kept hanging around or waiting unneccessarily.

I was in a shop and the assistant was away from the counter and I was stood waiting like piffy on a rock bun

Piffy On A Rock Bun by HowfenJames March 13, 2012

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019

Pilly

A funny wee girl who is suuuuuuper silly. Pilly's are usually quite cute.

Beware, pilly's can be pesky.

Haha Pilly, y u so silly?

Piiilly piiiiillllyyyy want piiiiiiiiiizzaa

Pilly by Jamal3333 May 21, 2013

Pilpy

When you feel sloppy or flappy. Sometimes it's a good thing.

I'm feeling kinda pilpy.

Pilpy by Pilpmaster J November 8, 2021

pilly willy 

when some one has taken pills and the effects control the actions of your penis eg it will not erect for the duration of the effect of the drug

"shit i cant get it up ive got 'Pilly Willy'"

pilly willy by greasey July 13, 2006

pilfer 

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003