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Pijit
Pijit, a pigeon, a faggot, not a pigeon, he is THE pigeon, retard by day, 6'1 feminist hottie femboy supercop batman ass nigga by night. He is PIJIT.
Pijit by fuckyoupyka June 3, 2025
Pikitos
1) Spanish word for a person whose arms are like twigs. In other words, a 'Pikitos' has very skinny arms.
2) This spanish word may also refer to a person who sports a spiky hairstyle.
2) This spanish word may also refer to a person who sports a spiky hairstyle.
Examples:
1) A: ...y ese pinche flaco quien es?
B: No mames, es Pikitos.
A: Who's that skinny boy?
B: That would be Pikitos.
2) A: Traes nuevo peinado.
B: Awebo! De Pikitos, cabron.
A: I see you got a new haircut.
B: That's right, bitch. Pikitos style.
1) A: ...y ese pinche flaco quien es?
B: No mames, es Pikitos.
A: Who's that skinny boy?
B: That would be Pikitos.
2) A: Traes nuevo peinado.
B: Awebo! De Pikitos, cabron.
A: I see you got a new haircut.
B: That's right, bitch. Pikitos style.
Pikitos by Travishere October 2, 2012
Pizitz Middle School
The self named "Best Middle school in America" where teachers get fired every year and if you flip a water bottle you get three days of suspension. Also known for having a 2% black student population an 8% Asian population and a 90% white population.
Pizitz Middle School by Mrs.Hanson August 24, 2019
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Me: Damn I gotta go to the washroom to empty my balls out.
Khoa: What are you talking about? Urine is stored in the bladder.
Me: Wdym? Dr. Sum Tin Wong and his associate Candice proved that pisitb in his latest research paper.
Khoa: Who's Candice?
Khoa: What are you talking about? Urine is stored in the bladder.
Me: Wdym? Dr. Sum Tin Wong and his associate Candice proved that pisitb in his latest research paper.
Khoa: Who's Candice?
pisitb by donttouchmynonosquare July 21, 2021
Piojito
When someone caresses your hair to soothe you to sleep or to relax you. The literal definition and translation of the word piojito small lice in Spanish.
Piojito by fingered_manifesto April 15, 2010
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