pigue

The stuffed supportive back rest pillow with arms most commonly found taking up far too much space on your dorm room Twin XL mattress. The pigue may alternatively be found on your mom's bed at home, giving her back some much needed relief as she sits up late at night reading 50 Shades.

Person 1: I've been having a great time tonight, won't you stay over?

Person 2: Look, id totally sleep wit u, but there aint no room in yo bed, so im gonna peace.

Person 1: Wait baby, hold on. Let me just throw this pigue on the floor. There. See? It's all good. Come on back over here.

Person 2: Fuk, i dont want yo shit. cant u see? i was done wit u when u wouldnt buy me dat second cotton candy. who da hell calls dat dessert? im a grown woman. u cant get ful after eating just one of those things. they be made for a child.

by theodork94 February 2, 2014

Kevin the pigeon

A plastic pigeon many early directioners know. Featured in a few of the X factor video diaries by Louis Tomlinson, Kevin came to stardome.

Directioner: *sees a pigeon* Look! It's Kevin!
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*

by Dan and Phill Trash May 9, 2016

Hank the Pigeon

The mascot of the band "The Wonder Years". There's some meaning to Hank in the lyrics of the song "My Life as a Pigeon" from their album titled "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing":

"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"

Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.

Jenna: What's up with The Wonder Years and the whole pigeon thing?

Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.

by CoffeeEyes September 20, 2012

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

pigeon eggs

Asian woman with no boobs (or very small ones)

my girlfriend has pigeon eggs

by Big Daddy Cool October 30, 2012

pigeon manager

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

by Jon C. September 17, 2006

pigderk

The noun equivalent of referring to someone that "nails pigs". Like, someone who is kind of strange, crappy, and whose physical movements suggest that they may have recently had contact with a pig.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell is up with Johnson?
Person 2: I don't know man, something's definitely off with him today. He's being a total pigderk.
Person 1: I concur.

by general_racc November 23, 2016