pignig 

(n.) A very obese person, usually of African descent, with dark skin. Almost always used as an insult or for provocation.

NOTE: This word is very offensive to persons of African descent. The use of this word in public will often result in brutal beatings.

All-you-can-eat night at that Harlem eatery sure brings out the pignigs.

pignig by Adrianne Forrester March 15, 2011

pignip 

A slovenly, unwashed and unattractive person. Often one who is obese.

Kathy never had a date because of her weight and her poor personal hygiene, she was a real pignip.

pignip by Eenmaa October 31, 2003

PIGNIC 

A variation on the geekly acronym PICNIC, PIGNIC is an acronym for "Problem In Genes, Not In Computer."

PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.

Adam: I just found out my cousin has been airing out dirty laundry all over our relative's face books! I HATE Facebook!!

Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.

PIGNIC by CleffedUp August 10, 2009

pigfiggler 

One who figgles pigs in such a manner that it's over in 10 seconds.

Aw FUCK! Did you see Betty-Sue figgle that pig!! Boyhowdy, she can figgle my diggle any day!

pigfiggler by T-Dawg7 August 12, 2003

Pignic 

When a cop or cops park in the middle of parking lots at a 45 degree angle to eat their lunch.

Oh look at that cop over there! He's having a pignic!

Pignic by Snugglesloth13 January 10, 2017

Pigwig 

Pigwig is a magical creature that is the god of all beings and owls. He has the power to conjure a taco with a wave of his wing. Popular stories tell that Pigwig is a descendant of Hedwig, who was the infamous companion of Harry Potter.

It has been told that Pigwig can speak over 297 languages, one of them being Ukrainian. Many people have stated that PIgwig is still alive and that one day he will shower the world with purple beans and grow stalks so high that everyone can visit him in his kingdom. (It has also been reported that Pigwig’s favourite colour is a slightly washed out sponge shade)

It has also been claimed that Pigwig has remarkable similarities to the Dalai Lama. These claims have been silence, it is in fact the Dalai Lama that looks like Pigwig. They both find this quite flattering as they are very good friends and frequently ride an alpaca through the high hills of Malaysia.

Caroline: Look!!! Pigwig be it you???
Kathleen: Pigwig???? PIGWIG????

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Pigwig by pigwiglover October 3, 2011

Pignite 

Worthless, unloved, disgusting, living corruption

Pignite is the worst pokemon ever made

Pignite by VaganL October 10, 2023