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Pigwig is a magical creature that is the god of all beings and owls. He has the power to conjure a taco with a wave of his wing. Popular stories tell that Pigwig is a descendant of Hedwig, who was the infamous companion of Harry Potter.

It has been told that Pigwig can speak over 297 languages, one of them being Ukrainian. Many people have stated that PIgwig is still alive and that one day he will shower the world with purple beans and grow stalks so high that everyone can visit him in his kingdom. (It has also been reported that Pigwig’s favourite colour is a slightly washed out sponge shade)

It has also been claimed that Pigwig has remarkable similarities to the Dalai Lama. These claims have been silence, it is in fact the Dalai Lama that looks like Pigwig. They both find this quite flattering as they are very good friends and frequently ride an alpaca through the high hills of Malaysia.
Caroline: Look!!! Pigwig be it you???
Kathleen: Pigwig???? PIGWIG????

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Pigwig by pigwiglover October 3, 2011
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an insult meaning you are silly
“you are a pigwig”
pigwig by pigwigg December 27, 2022
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Pigwidgeon 

She named the pet Pigwidgeon due to its small size.
Pigwidgeon by Hedwig Padfoot February 26, 2012
A bacon sandwich. Not to be confused with the term "pigwitch" which is a particular type of sorceress whose penchant for all things pig is evident in both their appearance and wizardly activities.
"Excuase me my good man, have you any brown sauce?"
"Indeed I do Sir but why do you need it?"
"My pigwich is dry, Sir, and I must moisten it else I will surely choke."
pigwich by bassdokter April 24, 2009
(n.) A very obese person, usually of African descent, with dark skin. Almost always used as an insult or for provocation.

NOTE: This word is very offensive to persons of African descent. The use of this word in public will often result in brutal beatings.
All-you-can-eat night at that Harlem eatery sure brings out the pignigs.
pignig by Adrianne Forrester March 15, 2011
a term used to describe an insanely cute, fantastic, brilliant best friend
rebecca is my little pigwit
pigwit by chickwin August 6, 2006

pigfiggler 

One who figgles pigs in such a manner that it's over in 10 seconds.
Aw FUCK! Did you see Betty-Sue figgle that pig!! Boyhowdy, she can figgle my diggle any day!
pigfiggler by T-Dawg7 August 12, 2003
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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