PIGNIC 

A variation on the geekly acronym PICNIC, PIGNIC is an acronym for "Problem In Genes, Not In Computer."

PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.

Adam: I just found out my cousin has been airing out dirty laundry all over our relative's face books! I HATE Facebook!!

Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.

PIGNIC by CleffedUp August 10, 2009

Pignic 

When a cop or cops park in the middle of parking lots at a 45 degree angle to eat their lunch.

Oh look at that cop over there! He's having a pignic!

Pignic by Snugglesloth13 January 10, 2017

Pignic 

Pignic is the action of hanging naked upside down, whilst Cheryl Cole feeds you sandwiches.
When Cheryl pulls on the person hanging's tail, they have to squeel, like a pig.

Michael was hanging naked upside down, Cheryl entered the room with a plate of Branston Pickle sandwiches... suddenly Cheryl pulls Michael's tail... he let's out a large squeel! PIGNIC!

Pignic by Cheryl_Cole October 15, 2009

Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.

What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.

Manly Picnic by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

picnic bitch

a girl wearing a cute, checkered dress with an open neckline to show off her collarbones.

ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch

picnic bitch by wildflowersass January 18, 2019

Bakersfield Picnic 

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

Bakersfield Picnic by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

shoulder picnic 

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

shoulder picnic by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010