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PIGNIC

A variation on the geekly acronym PICNIC, PIGNIC is an acronym for "Problem In Genes, Not In Computer."

PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.
Adam: I just found out my cousin has been airing out dirty laundry all over our relative's face books! I HATE Facebook!!

Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.
by CleffedUp August 10, 2009
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Pignic

When a cop or cops park in the middle of parking lots at a 45 degree angle to eat their lunch.
Oh look at that cop over there! He's having a pignic!
by Snugglesloth13 January 10, 2017
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Pignic

Pignic is the action of hanging naked upside down, whilst Cheryl Cole feeds you sandwiches.
When Cheryl pulls on the person hanging's tail, they have to squeel, like a pig.
Michael was hanging naked upside down, Cheryl entered the room with a plate of Branston Pickle sandwiches... suddenly Cheryl pulls Michael's tail... he let's out a large squeel! PIGNIC!
by Cheryl_Cole October 15, 2009
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Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.
What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.
by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012
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picnic bitch

a girl wearing a cute, checkered dress with an open neckline to show off her collarbones.
ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch
by wildflowersass January 18, 2019
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Bakersfield Picnic

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.
Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
by P. Gunn October 2, 2013
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shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.
Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.
by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010
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