pigmaster 

a freind of mine who usually goes by the name razza. but he has a strange if not disturbing obssession with being the master of pigs, this obviously is a very strange habit and if you ever see the nerdy little fargot on enemy territory smash his punk-assed little special ops face into the ground for he is in fact not a master of the pigs..... but an arsemaster

"pigmaster seven, oh seven, seven seven"

pigmaster by specky January 11, 2005

promasterbate 

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

Pilaster

A Very tall individual.....very tall individual.

“That nigga a whole pilaster. He wild tall yo!”

Pilaster by D-Maul August 8, 2018

Pipmister 

Someone who eats pills for breakfast; Especially horney pills.

person 1 : 'I had shit loads of horney pills for breakfast this morning, I'm gonna be horney all day now!'
person 2 : 'I didn't know you were a pipmister!'

Pipmister by spinklewinkle March 20, 2009

pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

pissaster by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Pigster 

Alternate name for the penis, used commonly when it was referred to as a Piggie when younger.

I need to clean my pigster before I go out tonight.

Pigster by Chadwinkle April 22, 2018

pitmaster 

One who is skilled and respected for their skill in BBQ food cooking.

Check out Pitmaster Eazy E. He should start his own BBQ business, and name it Eazy-'Que

pitmaster by Eazy-'Que November 6, 2013