pigem

when a pig fucks a woman

person 1: did you see that pigem over the weekend?

person 2: yeah i think her name was jen derby.

by Pete Dockum October 10, 2007

Kevin the pigeon

A plastic pigeon many early directioners know. Featured in a few of the X factor video diaries by Louis Tomlinson, Kevin came to stardome.

Directioner: *sees a pigeon* Look! It's Kevin!
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*

by Dan and Phill Trash May 9, 2016

Hank the Pigeon

The mascot of the band "The Wonder Years". There's some meaning to Hank in the lyrics of the song "My Life as a Pigeon" from their album titled "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing":

"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"

Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.

Jenna: What's up with The Wonder Years and the whole pigeon thing?

Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.

by CoffeeEyes September 20, 2012

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

pigeon eggs

Asian woman with no boobs (or very small ones)

my girlfriend has pigeon eggs

by Big Daddy Cool October 30, 2012

PigMcCool

PigMcCool is an Instagram account that teaches us the importance and true beauty of pigs. It tells us that pigs are sacred animals (confirmed in the Bible, Quran) and that we should bow to them (also objectively true). As to who runs the account, we shall never know - perhaps it is the second coming of Christ.

Follow @pigmccool_2.0

Vukašin: I hate pigs! They suck!
Someone smart: No way you just said that. Please follow PigMcCool and educate yourself.

by Pig_Lover420 May 15, 2021

pigeon manager

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

by Jon C. September 17, 2006