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Preresexus 

That feeling that you get when you want to be horny but you aren't quite there yet.
Josh "God dude I gotta go watch some porn to get horny. I just kinda feel like being horny right now, ya know?"

Adam "So you're feeling preresexus?"

Josh "I also know big word but I'm not touting my vocabulary here Adam, this is why boone hangs out with you dude! But fine, I guess I am feeling preresexus."
Preresexus by GenericMilk March 7, 2021
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Piersen, the biggest dick you could ever see, the man, the myth, the legend. Great guy to be around, especially in the bed. You might be worried, but piersen, gets all the bitches.
Bob: WOAH! Who stole my girl?
Piersen: I did.
Piersen by Big country cock March 7, 2022
A name given to a very smart and friendly guy. They always keep your secrets and are very romantic.
Pierse: I love you
Me: I love you too
Pierse: I love you more
Me: No I love you more
Pierce: No i LOVE you more baby
Me: Actually i LOVE you more baby
Pierse by LiviKristi January 13, 2014
To figure out a way to screw your workmates out of any potential overtime or bonus money at work.
Car Salesman#1 "I hung out in the parking lot and nabbed that customer even though I wasn't up!"
Car Salesman #2 "Dude you totally Pierseled! Now you can go on that cruise!"

Firefighter #1 "Lets not tell anyone about this overtime loophole, we can use this to our advantage."
Firefighter #2 "I don't know, thats kinda Piersel like"
Firefighter #1 "F'in A Cotton but I can go on that cruise!"
Piersel by Tyler Durden III September 12, 2006
There’s a reason why no one’s defined Piersen yet and that’s because there’s truly no one on this earth that’s like her. She is, without question and without reason, thee funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s always the first person to support you in the ways she knows how. She listens and remembers those small things that can be forgotten. She is down for anything, and everything at any time which makes her in my eyes— a free-spirit. She is an absolute nerd whether she knows it or not and has a list of facts compiled from tiktok and what she heard on occasion.

Lastly, she is the best friend that you could ever have. If you find yourself making a friend in Piersen never let them go and never take it for granted.
I saw Piersen riding her bike. She fell of it and scraped her knee.
Piersen by Harrypotter118$ November 22, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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