Someone that cannot for the life of them, tell the truth. Everything that comes out if their mouth is a lie
"Matt told me that Ryan hooked up with Amanda, and hoe-wrecker, and then he told me that Ryan was planning on seeing hoe-wrecker again tonight. He makes shit up too much. He needs a shot of truthsulin for his lieabetes
a word useful only when playing scrabble; of or pertaining to a food that is small enough to be consumed in one bite and is in the shape of a slice of pie
Pizzabetes is a disease in which the body's ability to respond to excess volume of cheese, tomato sauce, and dough in any combination is impaired, resulting in abnormal gastric activity and thus elevated levels of pizza molecules in the blood, urine, and brain stem.
Common side effects: pizza cravings, frequent napping, irritability, flatulence, major bloating and explosive diarrhea, loss of self, abnormal behavior, yelling, insatiable, need to order more pizza
Timmy developed pizzabetes following his sixteenth birthday. He requires regular medical check-ups to monitor his pizzabetes.