Pizzabetes is a disease in which the body's ability to respond to excess volume of cheese,
tomato sauce, and dough in any combination is impaired, resulting in abnormal gastric activity and thus elevated levels of pizza molecules in the blood, urine, and brain stem.
Common side effects: pizza cravings, frequent napping,
irritability, flatulence, major bloating and
explosive diarrhea, loss of self, abnormal behavior, yelling, insatiable, need to order more pizza