Pieabetic 

An individual who has contracted pieabetes. See Pieabetes

I shouldn't have another slice of pie, I'm a pieabetic.

Pieabetic by WBrimley February 29, 2016

pieabetes 

Immediate onset diabetes resulting from bulk pie consumption.

The doctor says if I eat one more slice of apple pie, I'll have full-blown Type 2 pieabetes. See Piabetic

pieabetes by WBrimley February 29, 2016