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pie baker

a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.
God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!
by Kell Bell September 1, 2008
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Baked Pie

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.
"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"
by dtron_52 November 17, 2013
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scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious
mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks
by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016
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bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.
Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
by Squirrely June 18, 2006
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Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.
When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.
by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008
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Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009
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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.
Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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