3 definition by IronBlade

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The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.
There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.
by IronBlade June 01, 2015

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The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.
"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."
by IronBlade October 22, 2016

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When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall
"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."
by IronBlade December 09, 2015

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