ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

by IronBlade June 3, 2015

piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016

collective whizz

When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall

"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."

by IronBlade March 18, 2016